Simple Madness
You know, once upon a time, the NIT was the bigger deal in American college basketball. It once held that getting an invite to the National Invitational Tournament held more juice for coaches and teams than going to the NCAA’s.
And it got us at The Scrum thinking: What if Canada had an NIT?
And we thought a bit more, and we looked at this year’s CIS nationals field and thought: Wouldn’t this year’s NIT be infinitely more riveting than the CIS? What if we, in a perfect world, could shake our fists at the CIS and trump them by building a 16-team bracket, going bigger and better than the piddly eight-team format of the CIS?
And like Barack Obama, we said: YES WE CAN!
So Swatter and Larks sat down over the MSN and mulled this issue for a good eight minutes before coming up with a field of 16 that, when paired against the CIS tournament, looks to be much more enticing viewing.
We didn’t get bogged down with policies, we didn’t set hard-and-fast rules and we didn’t act like our jobs depended on the seeding. We just went with our guts and avoided conference-on-conference first-round match-ups. The biggest challenge, however, was finding a name for this big gong show that is now threatening to be the biggest event of spring in Canada. Yes, it’s that big.
So we mulled. Again, this took about four minutes.
And in the end we came up with a name that, we believe, best reflects the likely emotions from a number of the teams that have been relegated to The Little Dance. We arrived at:
“The National Eff You CIS Invitational Tournament powered by TheScrumBrandon.com”
We all know you wanted to be in the big show, but it doesn’t always work that way. That’s why ours is an invitational. We want all 16 of you to know you’re wanted in this tournament. One wild card in the CIS? Screw that, you’re ALL wild cards in our minds. And you can all band together and say a collective eff you to the organization that didn’t find you worthy of Ottawa. And you know what else? No ‘host’ berths here, people. You get into the NEYCIT powered by TheScrumBrandon.com on your own merits, not because your school ponied up more money than the last guys.
The one last challenge was finding a venue for the tournament. Ideally you want a sexy locale, a place that draws thousands — if not for the basketball, then for the sights, sounds and night life that surround it. You need a neutral site because, again, we’re not into giving home-court advantage away. So the natural selection, of course, was….
Sudbury, Ontario.
Located in beautiful northeastern Ontario, Greater Sudbury is home to the largest integrated mining complex in the world and of course, that huge honkin’ nickel. The site of Laurentian University, Sudbury will serve all your basketball needs and we at The Scrum get the satisfaction of knowing we’re giving the fans there a chance to actually watch significant basketball games happen in late winter for the first time in this century.
And so without further adieu, we unveil the seedings for the The National Eff You CIS Invitational Tournament powered by TheScrumBrandon.com to be played at the glorious Ben F. Avery Physical Education Centre.
1. Brandon Bobcats
2. Ottawa Gee-Gees
3. Calgary Dinos
4. Toronto Varsity Blues
5. Windsor Lancers
6. St. Francis Xavier X-Men
7. Dalhousie Tigers
8. Concordia Stingers
9. Cape Breton Capers
10. Guelph Gryphons
11. Victoria Vikes
12. Saskatchewan Huskies
13. Simon Fraser Clan
14. Queen’s Golden Gaels
15. UQAM Citadins
16. McGill Redmen
Tune in to this week’s podcast as we break down and discuss our field of 16. Also watch for a post later this week where we pick all our winners.


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